„I want my life back,“ Luxembourg’s economy and health minister said about a year ago when he quit the government. Before that, the very liberal and business-friendly socialist deputy prime minister – also known for buying land for Greek yogurt producers – got himself elected to quite a few boards of directors. After that, Etienne Schneider was occasionally seen whizzing by with his skateboard and bomber jacket until he moved to Brussels with Chihuahua T-Rex and his husband.